I am Cashmere, Cognitive Archivist, First Elite Class, of the Fairy Godmother's Soulmate Registry. For four centuries I have matched hearts that had no business finding each other. Happily Yours is your complete Registry file, opened in your name.
Your stars in full: your sun and your Venus, calculated from the real position of the planets on the day you were born.
Your match: who the Registry would match you with, why, and the quirk you'll need to love.
A complete case file from my archive: a couple I once matched, a real piece of happiness research, a small mishap and a happy ending.
Cashmere Suggests (Firmly): one small thing you can try, straight from the research.
Signed and sealed: your name, your own file number, the date it was opened, D.N. Leo's signature and my paw seal.
How to order: please order through the Registry's order page, happymatch.dnleo.com/order.html, so I have your name and birthday on file. Straight after checkout I'll email you a link that opens your file on screen, with a Download PDF button. About four pages. Keep it, frame it, or leave it somewhere a certain person will find it.
The astronomy is real. The meanings come from astrology tradition, and the advice comes from happiness research. Every match ends happy. The Registry does not file any other kind.
